by MCDC | Jan 12, 2015 | News, Satire
by MCDC | Jan 9, 2015 | Education, News, Satire
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Obama’s plan to offer Americans two years of college for free has come under fire from congressional Republicans, who are calling it a blatant plot to make Americans smarter. The G.O.P., which has benefited from the support...
by MCDC | Dec 30, 2014 | 2016 General Election, Satire
CREDIT PHOTOGRAPH BY MANDEL NGAN/AFP/GETTY WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Seizing upon an issue that could become the cornerstone of a possible 2016 Presidential campaign, Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said on Thursday that he would do everything in his power to...
by MCDC | Dec 22, 2014 | Civil Rights, Immigration Reform, Issues, Satire
by MCDC | Dec 8, 2014 | GOP Shutdown, News, Satire
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) dropped his plans to sue President Obama on Friday, explaining to reporters, “I realized it would mean doing something.” In a brief appearance before the press, Speaker Boehner talked about his...
