by MCDC | Nov 20, 2014 | 2016 General Election, Immigration Reform, Issues, Satire
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell unveiled his party’s long-awaited plan on immigration on Wednesday, telling reporters, “We must make America somewhere no one wants to live.” Appearing with House Speaker John Boehner, McConnell...
by MCDC | Nov 18, 2014 | News, Satire
by MCDC | Nov 14, 2014 | 2016 General Election, Net Neutrality, Satire
via The Oatmeal "Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government. — Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) November 10,...
by MCDC | Nov 1, 2014 | Citizens United, Satire, Voter Rights
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The billionaire Koch brothers have approved a controversial plan to shoot cash from cannons directly at voters heading into polling places on Election Day. The plan, which Koch insiders have privately referred to as Operation Money Shot,...
by MCDC | Oct 17, 2014 | Civil Rights, Income Inequality, Minimum Wage, Satire, Video
Despite passage of the Equal Pay Act of 1963, which requires that men and women in the same work place be given equal pay for equal work, the “gender gap” in pay persists. Full-time women workers’ earnings are only about 77 percent of their male...
by MCDC | Sep 25, 2014 | Economy, Income Inequality, Minimum Wage, Satire
