By Hunter
Today in E.W. Jackson news, the actual Republican nominee for lieutenant governor of Virginia says that we need more guns in schools. No, not just armed guards, but people to protect us from the armed guards, and then other people to protect us from those people, and—oh, hell, everyone should be bringing guns to schools.
Makes sense to me. Everyone needs to bring a gun to school to make sure some crackpot doesn’t try to bring a gun to school. It’ll be just like a potluck dinner at Glenn Beck’s house..
